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Here's another idea: a necromancer lost his best friend in battle. He managed to raise the body as a zombie, but the spirit was lost. So, the necromancer sets out to find his friend's ghost, and somehow it ends up in Schism. But even when the ghost is found, things aren't that simple. The ghost has come to believe itself to be the Ghost of Communism and intends to change the social structure of the world! The necromancer has to fight his friend, of course he wins, returns his soul to the body, and happy ending! :) And Sancho-Srancho is a bit too cliché.
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You could have two villains: Harry Potter and Tanya Grotter.