My friend wrote this. She doesn't have internet access (it's been disconnected). I'm posting it at her request. Please be kind and don't complain.
A Crazy Heroes Fan.
I sit in front of the screen with my friend
And I beat the terrible monsters with my army.
I sit in the chair, thinking,
And a book lies here.
I learn new words,
But they don't stick in my brain.
And what's in my brain, tell me!
Only Heroes are there.
Even if you hypnotize me.
I'd give anything for them!
This word is a pleasure in itself,
No one can replace Heroes for me.
Five minutes is already a joy for me.
No one can convince me not to play them.
The other day, my sister asked me:
"Why have you gone crazy, damn it!
How much have you annoyed all of us
With your: "Why don't you all go play it?!"
Who are "they," explain to me!
Tell me, who do you secretly adore!
What are you mumbling about some evil?
And what are you quietly telling me?"
And what should I answer to these idiots?
How can I tell them that Heroes are my love?
They don't understand, you fools -
Heroes and King's Bounty are my blood.
The other day, I went completely crazy:
I'm writing poems about Heroes day and night.
And an entry in my Heroes diary
For some reason screams about exams...

This is the third time she's written it. Don't judge too harshly.
Should I post a little boy playing through the campaigns and the reasons for the appearance of the alt-upgrade by the same author?