Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Depressing, utterly so. That's just my opinion.

*laughs hysterically* (c) Elas

If you evaluate them as a pair, both of them would have to be cremated. While they're still alive.

I think we should cremate the fanfiction writer who wants to cremate us first.
But first, we need to grab him by the legs, shake him well, and see what comes out.

O_o......???

What are you looking at?
As if you haven't chased gnomes around before.
We're all human.