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A beggar sits with a hat in front of him and a sign that says, "Help a disabled war veteran." Next to him is another beggar, also with a hat and a sign that says, "Help a poor Jew." Passersby conspicuously drop coins into the veteran's hat, but the Jew's hat remains empty. One sympathetic passerby says to the Jew:
"Why are you sitting there with that sign? No one will give you money. You should have written that you're a disabled war veteran too."
When the passerby leaves, the Jew says to the veteran:
"Hey, Chaim, this goy is still trying to teach us about business." :)
Added 34 minutes later
Aha. There's a checkbox "Select neutral town types" on the first tab of the WoG options. Before starting the game, the red player sets the allowed types of secondary towns (removes the type of his own castle and the opponent's castle).
A boy is standing there, eating one lollipop after another, only managing to throw away the wrappers. An uncle approaches him and starts lecturing him – "What are you doing? Eating so much sugar is bad for your health." To which the boy calmly replies, "You know, my grandfather lived to be 100 years old." The man, surprised, asks, "And did he also eat lollipops by the wagonload?" The boy replies, "No, he just didn't stick his nose into other people's business."
This is to say that those who want to play TE Light play it, and those who want to play SOD play it. Why force one on the other, and vice versa?
