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Gennady Malakhov (also known as Genesha) is an elderly, boorish charlatan who hosts the dreadful show "Malakhov+Krest" on television.
Malakhov looks at you as if you were a medicine.

With a heartfelt voice and a Kuban accent, he tells housewives how to cure stomach ulcers with hydrogen peroxide, and everything else with boiled urine.
Quotes by Gennady Malakhov
  • I keep a ginseng root in my boot under my heel; it helps with hair loss – hair grows on my head.
  • When I see a person without a leg, I rejoice! After all, I have legs!
  • If you breathe through your right nostril, you will feel cool, and if you breathe through your left nostril, you will feel warm. [6]
  • There is no life without tomatoes!
  • I can't bring myself to go anywhere.
  • Drink 5 drops of fir oil and add 200 grams of boiled water.
  • I keep my hair in such a way that I don't need a comb: if something sticks out, I just smooth it down.
  • It is difficult for drunk parasites to settle in our intestines.
  • What a beautiful smell!
  • As soon as your face dries, wash it off.
  • The mushroom-ram is the one that looks like a pile of butterflies and tastes like a partridge.
  • You need to eliminate salt, especially sugar and protein foods.
  • Sitting next to the keyboard for a long time starts to make your back hurt.
  • A dog is used to relieve rheumatic pain.
  • You don't have to lean over the pan.
  • Breathing through your mouth is the same as eating with your nose.
  • You need to let the weight go so that it is excess.
  • Podmor is dead bees, but it is desirable that the corpses be fresh.
  • I want to ask one of the viewers to come over and see how we prepare this.
  • Not eating anything and fasting does not mean not consuming food.

I hope that in small quantities, this dialect will not be detrimental:smile43:

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.