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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#12212
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I like science news the most (from medicine to astronomy) and cultural/creative news, or just some interesting and amusing stories.

Be strong. Believe
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#12213
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or just some interesting, funny stories
Then potatoes will definitely work):smile20:

Although, I also enjoy watching various educational programs... especially about antiquity:)

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#12214
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Lizard, no, potatoes aren't very interesting, but sometimes stories about animals are, or something else (escaping death, some amusing anecdote, etc.).
Yeah, and also programs about History or Discovery channels.

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#12215
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days, there is also a culture channel.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#12216
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by the way, they sometimes show interesting movies there) because I'm tired of all those action movies, comedies, and horror films that they play on all the mainstream channels =[br][/br]I remember there was a good series about Robin Hood, and I watched a couple of episodes)

Be strong. Believe
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#12217
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The culture there is terrible; it's the worst channel, in my opinion... :smile31:
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
#12219
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Is there really that much interesting content on television? Just don't talk about cable, I don't have it.
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#12221
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The quality is terrible; it's the worst channel, in my opinion...
Just get cable, and you won't have any problems:D
By the way, there's a funny, humorous program on the first channel called "Malakhov's Cross." You can watch it while having breakfast, although there's a chance you might choke on your tea from laughing when they read out a new recipe for treating fractures with uropathy.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#12222
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And we also sometimes enjoy having a good laugh in the morning while watching "Malakhov Plus":smile04: P.S.: I myself rarely watch TV, except in the morning when I'm getting ready for work.

Графомания путешественника

Хроники сражений:

Бои Стэфании I, II

Турнир: А/Ч, А/З, Н/А

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#12223
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What kind of show is it? :smile27:
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#12224
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Gennady Malakhov (also known as Genesha) is an elderly, boorish charlatan who hosts the dreadful show "Malakhov+Krest" on television.
Malakhov looks at you as if you were a medicine.

With a heartfelt voice and a Kuban accent, he tells housewives how to cure stomach ulcers with hydrogen peroxide, and everything else with boiled urine.
Quotes by Gennady Malakhov
  • I keep a ginseng root in my boot under my heel; it helps with hair loss – hair grows on my head.
  • When I see a person without a leg, I rejoice! After all, I have legs!
  • If you breathe through your right nostril, you will feel cool, and if you breathe through your left nostril, you will feel warm. [6]
  • There is no life without tomatoes!
  • I can't bring myself to go anywhere.
  • Drink 5 drops of fir oil and add 200 grams of boiled water.
  • I keep my hair in such a way that I don't need a comb: if something sticks out, I just smooth it down.
  • It is difficult for drunk parasites to settle in our intestines.
  • What a beautiful smell!
  • As soon as your face dries, wash it off.
  • The mushroom-ram is the one that looks like a pile of butterflies and tastes like a partridge.
  • You need to eliminate salt, especially sugar and protein foods.
  • Sitting next to the keyboard for a long time starts to make your back hurt.
  • A dog is used to relieve rheumatic pain.
  • You don't have to lean over the pan.
  • Breathing through your mouth is the same as eating with your nose.
  • You need to let the weight go so that it is excess.
  • Podmor is dead bees, but it is desirable that the corpses be fresh.
  • I want to ask one of the viewers to come over and see how we prepare this.
  • Not eating anything and fasting does not mean not consuming food.

I hope that in small quantities, this dialect will not be detrimental:smile43:

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#12225
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A-a-a-a! Lizzy! You're too cruel! You've blown my mind... damn. Give me a machine gun, and I'll shoot that guy, G. Malahoff, for spreading pseudoscientific nonsense. And if he also starts dabbling in physics... then I'll demand a large-caliber shotgun, ha-ha.




"Мы не герои. Мы сильны. Мы упрямы. Мы стараемся соблюдать условия контракта. Но мы не умираем за проигравших." Костоправ


"Мы не поклонники честной игры, если ее можно избежать. Девиз Отряда – максимальная эффективность при минимальном риске." Костоправ
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#12226
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Oh, but Tengro punishes everyone for LM, it's all over for me:smile43:
And if he also delves into physics...
Malahov's tar collider on uranium urine:D

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.