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- Mom, but I don't want to go to grandma's!
- Shut up and dig...
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A guy brought a girl to his place. They had a few drinks, danced, and then went to bed. The guy put her on her back, and he was on top...
for half an hour, an hour, two, three... Then he gets up and says:
- Well, now you won't see me for a while.
The girl, looking sad:
- Do I have to leave now?
- No. Turn over.
- Mom, but I don't want to go to grandma's!
- Shut up and dig...
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A guy brought a girl to his place. They had a few drinks, danced, and then went to bed. The guy put her on her back, and he was on top...
for half an hour, an hour, two, three... Then he gets up and says:
- Well, now you won't see me for a while.
The girl, looking sad:
- Do I have to leave now?
- No. Turn over.
"Единственное, что можно сказать с уверенностью об удаче - она изменит..."