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Unemployment rates in Russia are quite high. The best years in this regard were before 1861.
Colorblind people submitted a petition demanding that they be allowed to obtain driver's licenses.
The government announced that it is already taking steps to meet their demands, and as a first step,
it has allowed them to serve in the army.
The circus director, watching the performance of a drunk juggler-acrobat,
said that it would be embarrassing for a clown to perform after him.
Girls with a second-size bust are less attractive than girls with two first-size busts!
Lessons in polite driving:
How did you end up driving in this direction, esteemed "condom"?