Fun

If you don't want to hear "Fell down, do a push-up!" – quickly do "Fell down, got married!". - Is it true that you advertised having the lowest prices in town? - Yes, we did. - But how low are they? You can't even fit all the zeros in a single row on your price tags! - What do zeros have to do with it? You should look at how low our price tags are hanging! The lowest in town! What should you do if you're peacefully walking home, and a vicious asphalt attacks you? Don't put off a woman until tomorrow if she's lying down today. A question from a diet forum: "I've gone completely crazy with diets. I'm at work, eating a peach, looking at the time: 5:59 PM, and I realize with horror that I won't be able to finish it before 6 PM, and I start choking... tell me, if I eat something at 6:01 PM, will it greatly affect my weight???" A Moldovan car enthusiast, upon seeing the "Brick" sign, takes out a trowel and kisses it. She laughs so much that every time, you feel like giving her a drop of nicotine. An experienced mother-in-law first tests the medicine bought for her by her son-in-law on animals. - In Costa Rica, they smear their hands with rubber tree sap, then wave them around. The sap hardens, and the gloves are ready. - Cool! And how do they make condoms? Concept for a new advertising video for Beeline: Two yellow and black bricks are crawling across a roof. One says to the other: - You can't escape gifts... A priest gives a sermon to schoolchildren: - My children, do not succumb to temptation! It all starts with one small cigarette, then there will be two, then three, and then they start drinking, then they start thinking about sex, luxury - all of this leads to depravity. Do you have any questions for me? - Yes, Father: where can we get this magic cigarette?