Fun

Forced peace: "They didn't kill him in the bathroom, but they let him thoroughly embarrass himself." At a UN Security Council meeting: Ambassador of Georgia: - "Saakashvili stated that the President of Russia, D. Medvedev, is biased towards Georgia, and what's more, during our last phone call, he made personally offensive sexual remarks to me." Churkin: - "There were no such remarks. Here is a printout of the phone conversation." Saakashvili: "Hello, Mr. President." Medvedev: "Go f*** yourself." A young lion tamer came to apply for a job at the circus. - "Do you have experience working with lions?" asked the director. - "Yes, of course. My father was a tamer, and I learned from him since childhood." - "Really? Can you make a lion jump through a burning hoop?" - "I can." - "And can you arrange six lions in a pyramid?" - "I can do that too." - "Have you ever put your head in a lion's mouth?" - "Yes, once..." - "Why only once?" the director was surprised. - "Well... I was looking for my father there..." It's very easy to become an intellectual - you just need to take the baseball bat out of your car and put a beautiful metal golf club in its place. Every morning for George W. Bush started the same way: Condoleezza Rice would tell him who he was and where he was. - Dad, what do you prefer to drink - beer or vodka? - It depends on the purpose of drinking. The main thing in drinking beer is the process, and in drinking vodka - the result. - Doctor, we're losing the patient! What should we do? - Do nothing. Let him go peacefully. He'll get sick soon and come back.