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— “Hello. My name is Kirill. I would like you to create a game, a 3D action game. The idea is as follows... The player can play as forest elves, palace guards, and a villain. And if the player plays as elves, then the elves are in the forest, wooden houses appear, palace soldiers and villains attack. You can rob caravans... And since the elves are forest dwellers, make it so that there is a dense forest... And the engine can be set up so that in the distance, trees are displayed as a picture, and when you approach them, they transform into 3D trees. You can buy things, and so on, just like in Daggerfall. And the enemies are also 3D, and the corpses are also 3D. You can jump, and so on. If you play as palace guards, you have to obey the commander and defend the palace from the evil (I haven't come up with a name yet) and spies, elf partisans, and go on raids against someone from these (elves, the evil one...). Well, if you play as the villain... then spies or elf partisans sometimes attack, the player is his own commander and can do whatever he wants, order his troops to attack the palace, and go on the offensive. There are a total of 4 zones in the game. That is, there is a map, and on it there are 4 zones: 1 - the zone of people (neutral), 2 - the emperor's zone (where the palace is), 3 - the zone of elves, 4 - the zone of the evil one... (in the mountains, there is an old fort...). Also, in the game, they can not only kill, but also cut off a hand, and if the player is not healed, he will die. Also, they can gouge out an eye, but the player may not die, but simply not see half the screen, or get or buy a prosthesis. If a leg is also lost, then either you die, or you crawl, or you ride in a wheelchair, or, the best option... put on a prosthesis. You can save... P.S. I've wanted such a game for two years.” (c) a letter from a user to the computer game development company "Mistland" Bojan, but still.... Flu-Dao, the commandments of a true flooder. 1. When registering, enter an interesting name for yourself, for example, something like: ##@22^^&^^!! or something like FrAggWvvEk-OppDm, so that everyone immediately understands that you are an original person. 2. Be sure to write like this: "I want to say that I am so cool," everyone will immediately respect you for your rejection of any conventions, even spelling. 3. On many forums, they give out various stars and statuses for messages, so that you feel like a full-fledged and cool regular, write messages in any topic according to this template: two emoticons (preferably different) + the word "Yes" (or even better "Aga" or "Heh"). 4. If there is already more than one page in the topic, never waste time reading them: can there really be anything smart there? Therefore, immediately write your answer, how to write it quickly, you already learned from paragraph 3. 5. Never get into an argument: what if you are refuted? Therefore, immediately call the opponent a fool and a clueless brat and boldly move on to another topic. 6. In order to be respected, be sure to find a topic where there are many answers, remember its name and immediately open a topic with approximately the same name. 7. Remember: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER use the SEARCH, because you came to the forum, and not to some kind of Yandex. 8. To finally amaze everyone with your intellect, you can copy answers from other forums: on forums, there are usually similar topics, and sometimes there are smart answers in some of them - so boldly use the right mouse button. 9. Do you want to show off your design skills? There is nothing easier! Feel free to use different colors and especially their SIZE! Such a message on the forum attracts attention and stands out against the general dullness. 10. If in the topic you opened, no one answers, then after some time it will disappear from view... Is that a pity? Therefore, write in it yourself. How to write - see paragraph 3, (only it is better to use the words "Au" and "Well?"). 11. If a moderator makes a remark to you, then do as written in paragraph 5. After that (if you are not an Admin) - look for a new forum and use all these 11 rules again. 12. Get yourself a "virtual family". Register under several nicknames and actively use them. Then in any of your branches there will be a joyful bustle. 13. Do you want to attract attention to your topic? There is nothing easier! The main thing is the title! "Here are my naked photos", "Take a look - you won't regret it" or "I have hair growing on my palms" - and success is guaranteed! 14. Find yourself a "whipping boy" on the forum. Follow all his posts and leave sarcastic comments. Laugh at his avatar. More often write nasty things to him in private and arrange votes "Is Vasya a fool?". When Vasya goes crazy and runs away from the forum, find a new punching bag. Let everyone be afraid of you and see how strong you are. 15. If you have a friend/relative with an unsettled personal life, urgently take care of arranging it. Post her photo along with her home address and phone number. It is also desirable to indicate her sexual preferences, salary size and hip volume.