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Brief summary of well-known plots

"The Wolf and the Seven Kids"
The Wolf and the Seven Kids.
The Wolf and the Six Kids.
The Wolf and the Five Kids...

"The Gingerbread Man"
-Nom-nom?
-Nope!
-Nom-nom?
-Nope!
-Nom-nom?
-Nope!
-Nom-nom.

"The Turnip"
-Ooh-ooh-ooh!
-Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
-Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
-Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
-Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
-Thump!

Movie "Jaws"
-Nom-nom. Nom-nom. Nom-nom.

"The Little Bull" (Agniya Barto)
-Moo-oo-oo! Clop-clop-clop. Thump!

"Anna Karenina"
-Choo-choo! Thump!

"Mu-Mu"
-Woof-woof!
-Blub-blub.

"The Frog Princess"
-Croak-croak!
-Smooch-smooch.

Movie "Titanic"
-Smooch-smooch!
-Thump!
-Blub-blub.

"Crime and Punishment"
-Knock-knock-knock.
-Who's there?
-Thump!

"Little Red Riding Hood"
-Knock-knock-knock.
-Who's there?
-Nom-nom!

German porn
-Knock-knock-knock.
-Who's there?
-Did you call for a plumber?
-Yes-yes! Smooch-smooch! Nom-nom! Thump! Smooch-smooch! Nom-nom! Thump!

Male detective
-Thump-thump-thump! Smooch. Thump-thump-thump-thump-thump!

Female detective
-Thump! Smooch-smooch-smooch-smooch-smooch-smooch-smooch-smooch-smooch-smooch...