Fun

Cheburashka to Crocodile Gena: - Gena, Gena, look, what a long life line I have - from my paw to my tummy! - You fool, Cheburashka! It's just that moths have been nibbling at you. Crocodile Gena and Old Lady Shapoklyak were riding in a train car and were looking at each other challengingly. Finally, Shapoklyak demonstratively took out the book "Man is the King of the Beasts" and, whistling, began to flip through it. Gena grinned menacingly and took out the book "About Delicious and Healthy Food"... The N-th Factory of arcade machines has started producing a new product - ATMs. A distinctive feature of the new ATMs is that when a customer withdraws a particularly large sum of money, garlands light up and start flashing, sirens wail, and several buckets of brand new, shiny coins pour out from a special opening with a clatter. - I have a golden husband, golden children, and a golden "Maggi" bouillon cube. ...And we melted down my mother-in-law - and now I have golden bracelets, a ring, and a watch! A pigeon is flying and thinking: "Where are the people? There's no one to feed me, and no one to poop on..." - What a stupid assortment of goods in your store: pipes, drums, coffins, rifles, pistols... - Who knows! The day before yesterday, I sold a drum, yesterday - a rifle, today - a coffin. Ivan comes to the Tsar: - I have fulfilled my promise, here is the dragon's head. Will you fulfill yours? - Yes, here is the princess's hand... A son goes to 1st grade, and his first question to the teacher is: - What profession would you recommend I get so that I can become the President of the Russian Federation in the future? - Mom! I'm hungry! - Oh, my little helper! Don't worry, Mom has already eaten everything! Go to sleep!