- Vasy! Did you ever court anyone?
- Yes! Back in the village, I looked after the livestock...



New names for children:
Gukhislav - Gus Hiddink, be glorified!
Sparokhid - Hiddink, savior of Russia.
Luizhir - Zhirkov, the best player.
Mylohnush - We break through, the Swedes bend.
Skotena - Fast and skillful attack.
Ardhoras - Arshavin, a worthy playmaker.
Vinelupa - Villa? No, Pavlyuchenko is better.
Luevrak - Akinfeev, the best European goalkeeper.
Mudita - We are lucky and talented.



- Good morning, this is the "Clever Hands" show, and I am its host, Andrei Bakhmetyev. For twenty years, I have been giving you valuable advice on how to make a CD stand, a bird feeder, or a drill case from an ordinary plastic bottle. Now it's time for you to help me. Dear friends, if any of you know how to make a rear bumper for a Maybach from plastic bottles, please send your advice to our address.



- Hello, please give me the cheapest Bluetooth headset.
- What model of phone do you have?
- I don't have a phone. I just talk to myself on the street, and I want people not to be scared.



You can feel great even with high cholesterol! But with our new drug, we won't allow that...



A man over 80 is being tried and sentenced to 25 years.
He listened to the verdict and said in his final words:
- Honorable judges, thank you for your trust. I will try to live up to it.



The main intrigue of the detective story is that it is not clear who the murderer is until the very end.
The main gimmick of the series is that it is not clear who is whose child until the very end.