One blonde asks another: - What do you dream about? - I dream that one day I'll meet a fairy who will give me one hundred thousand dollars. - Why not a million? - Well, a million is unrealistic. A guy was dumped by his girlfriend. And he deserved it. Nevertheless, he's very upset and, slightly tipsy, tries to analyze the reasons for the breakup again, getting lost in memories: - No, tell me, how do you women do it? Two years ago, when I came to see her in the evening, she kissed me and said, "Yaroslav, you smell so good, so masculine, like cigarettes, cognac, and something else very pleasant, like lemon..." - And recently, suspiciously sniffing from the other end of the room, she barked, "You're here? You reek of tobacco! And, of course, you're drunk again! Did you drink cognac again? And you probably snacked on some kind of crap, like lemon..." iMac iPod iPhone iMolodets, listen up! Urgent! Looking for a job as a kebab taster; I can also taste sausages, cheese, caviar, vodka, beer, etc., as a side job. P.S.: I'll bring my own dishes and serving utensils. Family contract work is possible. And here's another joke, for Death Knights:D