Amko
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About weapons. Once, while working at the "Watch" (presumably a game-related task), I had to review the names of Russian weaponry. And I saw several remarkable items there:
The "Argument" club. A very fitting name!
But what really impressed me was the "Azart" shovel! You have to be quite the wit to name a shovel like that...
- Hello, is this a psychiatric hospital?
- Yes.
- My car was stolen, help me find the thief.
- This is not something we can help with; call the police.
- You see, a "Zaporozhets" from 1986 was stolen.
Two guys were drinking at one of their homes. Suddenly, the guest notices two chains hanging from the ceiling, with a log attached to them, and asks:
- What is that?
- Those are talking clocks.
- I don't understand, explain.
So, the guy takes the log, swings it, and smashes it against the wall like a battering ram. Then, a torrent of curses erupts from behind the wall:
- What the hell are you doing? It's already two in the morning!
A Customer (C) comes to a computer store and explains:
C: - Do you offer diagnostics?
My friend (F): - Yes, what's the problem?
C: - My Windows is loading, it shows an error, and then it reboots.
F: - Just reinstall Windows.
C: - What do you mean, reinstall?
F: - Install a new one.
C: - And what should I do with the old one?
From real life.
At a literary evening in one institute, a young poet, overcome with excitement, recited the first line of her poem almost in one breath. She couldn't say anything else because the audience burst out laughing. The line was supposed to be:
- Chop off the wicked head...
The "Argument" club. A very fitting name!
But what really impressed me was the "Azart" shovel! You have to be quite the wit to name a shovel like that...
- Hello, is this a psychiatric hospital?
- Yes.
- My car was stolen, help me find the thief.
- This is not something we can help with; call the police.
- You see, a "Zaporozhets" from 1986 was stolen.
Two guys were drinking at one of their homes. Suddenly, the guest notices two chains hanging from the ceiling, with a log attached to them, and asks:
- What is that?
- Those are talking clocks.
- I don't understand, explain.
So, the guy takes the log, swings it, and smashes it against the wall like a battering ram. Then, a torrent of curses erupts from behind the wall:
- What the hell are you doing? It's already two in the morning!
A Customer (C) comes to a computer store and explains:
C: - Do you offer diagnostics?
My friend (F): - Yes, what's the problem?
C: - My Windows is loading, it shows an error, and then it reboots.
F: - Just reinstall Windows.
C: - What do you mean, reinstall?
F: - Install a new one.
C: - And what should I do with the old one?
From real life.
At a literary evening in one institute, a young poet, overcome with excitement, recited the first line of her poem almost in one breath. She couldn't say anything else because the audience burst out laughing. The line was supposed to be:
- Chop off the wicked head...