Fun

-I'm a purple, ripe, garden plum!
-And I'm an apricot, grown in the south!
-And I'm a tomato!
-Together, we're a fruit garden!
A girl runs in:
-There aren't any fruits here, drink "My Family" juice!
-Girl, how many times do I have to repeat it? "And I'm a fairy without a...", drink "My Family" juice. She runs in again:
-And I'm a fairy without a..., drink "My Family" juice!
-Girl, not without a..., just - a fairy!
She runs in again:
-And I'm just without a..., drink "My Family" juice.

Great Britain. Court record 12659.
A woman, about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus.
She noticed that the man across from her was looking at her and smiling.
She immediately moved to another seat.
The man smiled wider, and the woman moved again.
The man grinned from ear to ear.
When the woman moved for the fourth time, the man burst out laughing loudly in the bus.
She complained to the driver, and the man was arrested.
The case was sent to court.
The judge asked the man (about twenty years old),
what he had to say in his defense.

"Well, Your Honor, it was like this: when the woman got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under an advertisement that said, 'Double Mint Twins are on the way,' and I smiled.

Then she moved to a seat under a sign that said, 'Slogan Balm will reduce swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she moved to a seat under a sign that said,
'William's Big Stick did the trick,'
and I could barely contain myself.

But when she moved for the fourth time and ended up under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I lost it.

Judge: - ACQUITTED!