Fun

Two grandmothers are sitting in the front seats. The minibus is almost full. A young man gets on at a stop. He gives the driver 10 rubles for the fare and receives 1 ruble in change. The ruble slips out of his hand and falls under the grandmothers' seats. The young man bends down, tries to find the change, and unexpectedly farts. There is quiet laughter and giggling in the minibus. And one of the grandmothers says to the other: "And was it worth tearing your ass apart for a ruble?" The minibus erupts in laughter. The young man turns crimson and asks the driver to stop the minibus. A minute later, a well-dressed woman gets on. The minibus continues to laugh. The woman starts to nervously look around. Maybe they are laughing at her? Then the grandmothers, rolling with laughter, begin to tell the woman the story about the ruble. The woman also starts to laugh, and then a booger flies out of her nose and lands on the grandmothers... The woman asks the driver to stop the minibus. They continue on, laughing. The driver is also laughing along with everyone else; he takes out cigarettes, lights one, and opens the hatch above his head. As he releases the smoke into the hatch, he turns to the grandmothers: "Are you feeling a draft up there, you little shits?" The cabin erupts in another wave of laughter. The driver, realizing what he said, jumps out of the cabin, dancing and laughing hysterically. The same minibus, 20 minutes later. The minibus is heading to its final stop, "Sugar Village." Everyone is seated, and all the seats are taken... The driver starts the engine... Then, at the door... it opens, and there's a grandmother... and she immediately asks the driver: "Dear, is this the stop for Sugar Village?" A light giggle spreads through the minibus... Without hesitation, the driver replies: "I don't know, I haven't tried it!" The minibus bursts into open laughter! The grandmother, with a sharp look, surveys the cabin and realizes that there are no free seats... and, handing 10 rubles to the driver, she says: "Take me standing!" The driver jumps out of the cabin into a snowdrift and shakes in a hysterical fit.