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-Do you have thin, dry hair and split ends?
-Yes.
-Please hold the line.

When the Matryoshka doll was opened, 7 more bodies were found.

Poor family. A father and son are sitting, eating potatoes. The son reaches for a potato and accidentally knocks over a bottle of vodka, it wobbles but doesn't fall. The son (laughing):
- Dad, look, the bottle was just on the verge of falling.
Father:
- So are you.

A sad Georgian is standing in a field with a boomerang. Another man approaches him and asks:
- Givi, what is that?
- I don't know.
- And what do you need it for?
- I don't need it...
- Well, throw it away!
- Okay! Throw it away yourself!!!
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