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A mountain of dirty dishes will quickly disappear if you drop a weight on it. A reminder for husbands: There should be so many clothes in your wife's closet that no lover can fit in there. If you put a Golden Fish on a frying pan, the number of wishes increases to fifty. If a teacher in school asks you a question that you don't know the answer to, it's best to say: "I won't answer you, Marya Ivanovna, because you're a four-eyed fool!" In this way, you will avoid answering, cleverly change the subject, take the initiative away from the teacher, and put her in an unfavorable position where she has to justify herself. In public transport, in the subway, in underground passages, you grab the dirty handrails with your hands. Some of the dirt gets on your hands. The more often you wash your hands and grab the handrails again, the cleaner our city will be. Hitting a child is inhumane and not educational. Hitting is only allowed in the most extreme case - for example, if the child doesn't listen to you the first time. Never ask anyone for anything. Just take it, and let them ask you. Don't stand where you shouldn't - you'll get hit again. If you always do only what you have always done, then you will only have what you have now. Don't buy bouillon cubes, you are being cruelly deceived. In fact, these are not cubes, but parallelepipeds! If you want to make yeast dough, but you don't have any yeast, then you won't get anything. Don't forget that in a family, everything should be equal: a new fur coat for the wife, socks for the husband. Oil paint stains will be less noticeable on your clothes if you don't wear them anymore. If your neighbor suddenly buys a rifle, you better give up music. A screw hammered in with a hammer holds better than a nail screwed in with a screwdriver. You can glue a radiator with pieces of fur from an old sheepskin coat, fur side out - and you will have a warm and fluffy pet. To find out if the borscht is salted, you need to dip two electrodes into it and pass a current (if a chlorine smell appears, the borscht is salted). ------------------- One philosopher experienced a great shock when he learned from Bertrand Russell that any statement follows from a false statement. He asked: "Do you really believe that the statement 'two plus two equals five' implies that you are the Pope?" Russell replied in the affirmative. "And can you prove it?" the philosopher continued to doubt. "Of course!" came the confident answer, and Russell immediately offered the following proof: 1) Let's assume that 2+2=5. 2) Subtract two from both sides: 2=3. 3) Subtract one from both sides: 1=2. The Pope and I are two people. Since 2=1, the Pope and I are the same person. Therefore, I am the Pope.