Fun

Blonde in the store: - Tell me, what's the difference between this phone and that phone? - The difference between this phone and that phone is that this one is an MP3 player, and that one is a camera... A knock at the door. The owner opens it. The neighbor from the floor below is standing in the doorway. He holds out a bag and says: - I brought you some oats. - Oats! Why? - It's for that beast that's always stomping around up there. The military recruitment office hid from Nikolai Valuev until he turned 27. I don't think it's a secret to anyone that all duties on a ship are strictly divided: lieutenant - must know everything and want to work; senior lieutenant - must be able to work independently; captain-lieutenant - must be able to organize work; captain 3rd rank - must know where and what is being done; captain 2nd rank - must be able to report where and what is being done; captain 1st rank - must be able to independently find the place in the documents where he needs to sign; admirals - must independently sign where they are told to; Chief of the Navy - must be able to clearly and concisely express his agreement with the opinion of the Minister of Defense; Minister of Defense - must be able to express in a sufficiently understandable form what the Supreme Commander-in-Chief wants to hear; Supreme Commander-in-Chief (president) - must periodically (but no less than once, preferably before the elections) inquire about what kind of army is currently located on the territory of his state. If it turns out that it's his own, he should try to pay it salaries for the past few years and promise to increase it (maybe later) by 10-15 percent