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In the dawn of time, before the creation of the World, God decided, in order to establish eternal balance and justice, to create two opposing entities, each of which would represent its side of good and evil, and serve as a pillar of the world. But no matter how hard he tried, each time one of the entities turned out to be stronger than the other, and the balance was quickly disrupted. Chuck Norris, seeing the weaknesses of one of the entities, suggested to God to replace it with his own, more perfect entity. God agreed, but now it turned out that Chuck Norris's entity was much stronger and constantly defeated the old entity of God. They worked together for a long time and persistently, changing the warring entities in every possible way, but the fragile boundary of balance always eluded them. Mikhail Boyarsky pointed out the shortcomings of both entities, and also suggested that three pillars are more reliable than two. Boyarsky turned out to be right – when he created his third entity, and it joined the fight with the first two, balance triumphed, and the long-awaited balance was finally achieved. Since then, the world rests on three pillars, or whales, as the entities created by God, Chuck Norris, and Mikhail Boyarsky were later called, and the number three became magical and acquired great significance in the religion and customs of many peoples of the world. The world was beautiful, its pillars were strong, and God was happy. It seemed that it would be so until the end of time, but the Devil, unable to bear the beauty of the world and the greatness of its pillars, entered into a malicious conspiracy with Cthulhu Fhtagn with the aim of destroying it (and devouring it). And when Norris and Boyarsky, after saying goodbye to God, went about their business, scattering stars, comets, and other trifles along the way in what was then an empty universe, two terrible shadows fell upon the World and its pillars. God fought with the Villains, defending his creation, but the forces were unequal. Little by little, he was overcome, and finally driven away from the World. The Devil rejoiced, and Cthulhu was already ready to devour the World, but then, as if from nowhere, Chuck Norris's leg flew out and hit the Devil in the head at the speed of light, forcing him to spin madly around his own center of mass. It turned out that Chuck Norris was waiting in ambush nearby, because he never dozes and knows every step of his enemies in advance. Inspired by this, God gathered his strength and rushed into battle again. The stunned embodiments of Evil faltered, and when "A thousand devils!!!" thundered throughout the Universe and Mikhail Boyarsky appeared with feathers fluttering on his hat and a shining sword, the Villains howled and fled. Boyarsky and Norris pursued the children of Darkness throughout the Universe to the Corridor of Infinite Doors. The Devil and Cthulhu rushed through the corridor, opening and closing the doors behind them in horror. There were an infinite number of doors in the Corridor, the pursuit fell behind, and the Villains were already beginning to believe in their salvation, but when they reached the last door, Mikhail Boyarsky was already waiting behind it. They say that it was then that Chuck first counted to infinity and showed Boyarsky the right door. Having received half a hundred holes in his belly and deafened by "Rogue!!!" and "A thousand devils!!", Cthulhu and the Devil surrendered to Boyarsky in slavery, and Chuck Norris cut a piece of skin from Cthulhu's head and made a hat out of it, just like Mikhail Boyarsky's. The world was saved, the forces of Evil were defeated, justice was restored, and since then, Boyarsky and Chuck Norris have been keeping an unceasing watch over the world, Mikhail Boyarsky from the east, and Chuck Norris from the west.