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The cat has four legs,
A long tail behind it.
But don't you dare touch it,
Just because it's small.

The cat has a sixth leg,
Two tails behind it.
Four horns on its head...
That's the kind of beauty we have.

The cat has four horns,
Three tails behind it,
A sixth leg on its head,
That's some real nonsense.

The cat has a hand on its butt,
Three eyes, four tails.
But don't you dare touch it,
Or you'll get irradiated.

The cat has three fifth legs,
Two tentacles, eight tails -
Four of them in the front -
And one hundred and thirty-eight teeth.

The cat has eleven eyes,
A flamethrower sticking out of its head.
That's how it was born,
We're scared of it ourselves.

The cat has four horns,
Three tails behind it,
A sixth leg on its head,
You haven't seen a cat like this before...

The cat has fourteen hands,
Three ears, four wings,
A grappling hook under its belly -
It just gave birth to kittens.

The cat has five inches of armor,
Three barrels and a fuel tank.
That's the kind of nonsense it is,
Radiation, damn it.

The cat has two hundred roentgens.
You can read in the dark with it.
Protect your genes from it,
So that no fur falls off its tail.

The cat's tail is three meters long,
A blue eye is under its tail.
And if you touch us -
You'll have one too.