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To track the migration routes of the purple ants, which are listed in the Red Book, scientists attached a miniature sensor with a built-in video camera to the back of each ant. Despite its tiny size, the sensor has a connection to a satellite and direct access to the Internet. It runs on a "Krona" battery.
Patient:
- Nurse! I have an egg stuck in my "duck"!
Doctor, passing by the ward:
- No, this one won't die...
Good for Berezovsky: he bought himself a fake Taiwanese "Rolex," anodized and with glass stones for five bucks, and the public is amazed: they say it's gold and platinum, with diamonds! And I worked my tail off for seven years in my design bureau, saved on everything I could, and finally bought a real one – gold and platinum with diamonds, but everyone says: it's just anodized with glass stones!
An English doctor says:
- Medicine in our country is so advanced that we can take a liver from one patient, transplant it to another, and in 6 weeks, he's already looking for a job.
A German doctor says:
- That's nothing. We can take a lung from one, transplant it to another, and in 4 weeks, he's already looking for a job.
A Russian doctor says:
- In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take part of a heart from one patient, transplant it to another, and in 2 weeks, they are both looking for a job.
An American says:
- You guys are behind. We take a person WITHOUT a brain from Texas, transplant him into the White House, and now half the country is looking for a job, and the rest are preparing for war.
To track the migration routes of the purple ants, which are listed in the Red Book, scientists attached a miniature sensor with a built-in video camera to the back of each ant. Despite its tiny size, the sensor has a connection to a satellite and direct access to the Internet. It runs on a "Krona" battery.
Patient:
- Nurse! I have an egg stuck in my "duck"!
Doctor, passing by the ward:
- No, this one won't die...
Good for Berezovsky: he bought himself a fake Taiwanese "Rolex," anodized and with glass stones for five bucks, and the public is amazed: they say it's gold and platinum, with diamonds! And I worked my tail off for seven years in my design bureau, saved on everything I could, and finally bought a real one – gold and platinum with diamonds, but everyone says: it's just anodized with glass stones!
An English doctor says:
- Medicine in our country is so advanced that we can take a liver from one patient, transplant it to another, and in 6 weeks, he's already looking for a job.
A German doctor says:
- That's nothing. We can take a lung from one, transplant it to another, and in 4 weeks, he's already looking for a job.
A Russian doctor says:
- In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take part of a heart from one patient, transplant it to another, and in 2 weeks, they are both looking for a job.
An American says:
- You guys are behind. We take a person WITHOUT a brain from Texas, transplant him into the White House, and now half the country is looking for a job, and the rest are preparing for war.