Funny stories from our lives.

So, here's my story. It happened two months ago. First, a little background. My friend and I walked into a store called "Ladies' Things," and I just blurted out: Me: "Do you have pantyhose with holes for hair?" The saleswoman was completely taken aback by the question... My friend and I left, laughing, and continued on our way. Then, two months later... we were standing in the building's courtyard, smoking with my wife. A neighbor came out (we don't even know her; they just moved in, and it hadn't even been a week). She asked my wife: Neighbor: "Do you know this young man well?" (pointing at me) Wife: "Yes, I know him well." (my wife was confused) Neighbor: "Are you sure you know this young man well?" Wife: "He's my husband." Neighbor: "Well, he came into my store..." (I was thinking, "I don't think I messed up anywhere..." and I was trying to remember...) Neighbor: "And he asked about pantyhose..." (I was trying to remember what happened...) Neighbor: "And the way he asked was so strange (she paused and said), 'Do you have pantyhose with holes for hair?'" (My wife was in shock... at this turn of events.) (The neighbor's husband came out and asked what was going on, and they explained it to him.) Neighbor's Husband: "Yes, he (pointing at me) wanted to surprise his wife!" (And I was barely holding back laughter... although inside, I was laughing like crazy.)