Fun

First grandmother: - I turn on the radio to ward off thieves. Second grandmother: - And I leave a note on the second wooden door: "Yuri, all the snakes have crawled away. Gather them, I didn't have time." - If you ever notice that a girl's eyes are gleaming feverishly, her lips are moist and sensual, and her body is trembling like an aspen leaf in the wind, get off her and run. It's malaria! I had a free minute and watched TV for the first time in six months. My impression: "the speed is decent, the traffic is probably crazy - good thing it's unlimited..." In Harlem, they're showing a Soviet cartoon about Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh: - These are the wrong bees, they're making the wrong honey. Translator (speaking through his nose): - These lousy bastards are delivering us some bad stuff. Piglet: - Oh, mommy! Translator: - Motherfucker! I cried - Children's building blocks :smile52: