Little… who?

This is a generic image, and you can find it on every forum (they are sometimes also called newbies).
Any coincidences are accidental, and the author is not responsible if you see your acquaintance in it (or even yourself O_o).

A little boy found a keyboard,
a little boy went to the forum,
a little boy organized a tournament,
and for some reason, he spammed everything.

A little boy got to the forum,
he didn't understand what to do here,
"Oh, I've decided, I'll be the first in the top."
The boy is now Mr. Offtopic.

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A little boy found Heroes!
A little boy went to the anniversary forum,
"You are all losers and complete crap,"
the boy is now playing alone. :)

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A little boy decided to create a clan
to get more posts.
But they figured out his cunning plan.
His clan has now disappeared.