The Cult of Anunnaki

The supreme god in student mythology is the almighty Anunakh. This god completely rules student life and passes judgment. He punishes guilty students with excessive studying or even banishes them to the Reading Room. The patron saint of students, their protector and helper, is Anunakh's wife, Khalyava. All student prayers are usually addressed to her. Anunakh has a number of assistant gods, such as the almighty Nuifig, the beautiful sisters Neseichas and Dapotom, and the brave warriors Nunesdam, Peresdam, and Akadem. Among Khalyava's extensive retinue, the following gods stand out: Votvezet, Kaknibud', Yasodral, Vsevkarman, and Moysosed. There are also many minor patron spirits. There are also evil gods in student mythology, primarily Anunakh's brother, the ominous Dekanat. Dekanat has been fighting Anunakh for centuries, trying to overthrow him and plunge the student world into excessive studying. But Anunakh repeatedly defeats Dekanat, supporting laziness and indifference. Dekanat has many minor and mischievous demons under his command: Nezachet, Nauchruk, Kursovik, and, of course, the merciless Etodva. Twice a year, dark forces gather for a sabbath called the exam session. During this time, students are required to observe a beer fast and lead a righteous life. During the exam session, one should diligently pray to Khalyava and her servants. :) :) :) :)