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No depression? Impossible!
“Denying depression is a sure sign of its presence!” Heresis stated confidently. “And those who are offended by fate most often throw tantrums and ruin the lives of others, rather than sitting by the window wrapped in a blanket. So, what kind of poison do you need, madam? There are several options.”
a) “Icicle” (cools the body to a critical state; death from cold; the corpse is also cold).
b) “Genius” (overloads the brain, causing it to explode; plenty of blood gushes out of the eyes, nose, and ears – guaranteed; very effective).
c) “Plague” (irreversibly damages all internal organs; theoretically, one can survive, but the corpse smells so bad that no one will come near).
d) “Kindness” (causes vomiting of rainbow colors; both the poisoned person and all witnesses die from excessive delight)