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🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks

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It’s a pity… Well, a goddess like Narya couldn’t have an attractiveness score of less than a thousand, which means her daughter, a demigoddess, has somewhere around 500. Kimchilla and her beautiful golden body still seemed a little more attractive to Camistella than herself, so about 220 attractiveness units will do. As for Phantom… she can only scare people in haunted houses. Minus a thousand. Too peculiar. Not biased at all, right?

Pleased with the resilience of Enlil’s shops, which remained loyal, Camistella returns to the mansion. And now is the time to explain the most important thing.

Everyone imagines a wooden horse differently, but it’s time to put an end to this very important question once and for all. So, it really is a wooden horse. Beautiful, comfortable, slightly smaller than a real one. The surfaces are polished, the type of wood is quite soft. All for pleasure, not suffering. It could pass for an ordinary decoration if it weren’t for two nuances: the saddle is equipped with the opposite of sharp spikes, capable of thoroughly testing certain openings for strength, and also, at the bottom, the horse has a weighty argument in favor of the fact that it is indeed a horse, and not a mare. A wooden mare, as is known, is a torture device, but a wooden horse from ??? may appeal to individuals even without the “masochism” trait. In fact, Camistella doesn’t have it. She only enjoys pleasure in its classic sense. With sufficient ingenuity, the wooden horse has many possibilities. It can impale you this way and that. Ten out of ten horses. Five stars ??? out of five.

“Tell me, Erish,” Camistella suddenly asked, “what does the faith in Rinze say about love and carnal pleasures? I’m just curious.”

At the word “love,” the lunar elf frowned. She didn’t believe in such nonsense.
Карты для героев 5

"Плата за любовь"
"Путь некроманта"
"Темные грани"
"Рок Гримхейма"