We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

Too lazy to make an image, so I'll just write it like this.

Virgin-IT guy 😔
- Pays money for education. 
- Spends months looking for a job. 
- Ruins his health. 
- Gets pestered on weekends. 

Chad-bike courier 😎
- Walked into the office and got hired the same day. 
- Sat down and rode off. 
- You work whenever you want.