We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

I'm not going to bother creating an image, so I'll just write it out.

A virgin IT guy?
- Pays money for training.
- Spends months looking for a job.
- Ruins his health.
- Gets called in on weekends.

A chad bike courier?
- Comes to the office and gets hired the same day.
- He starts and goes.
- You work when you want.