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Okay, I'll admit it, the photographer asked me to pose with the alto saxophone because the other model didn't show up for the photoshoot. THIS IS NOT MY ALTO SAXOPHONE!

No, but seriously, how did you end up there? Is this some kind of modern photography museum dedicated to alto saxophones? Or is it like back in the day when photographers would be invited to schools with exotic animals, like pythons, and now they bring alto saxophones? Does it have anything on it besides elven ears? Because the rectangle is more intriguing than what it actually hides.