By the way, here's a funny, although somewhat controversial in terms of "gromateka" rules, link.
By the way, there, the "you will speak Albanian with us" phrase is translated as: "you will speak Albanian with us," i.e., not as you or I would translate it.
Still, there isn't enough phonetics and a desire to make mistakes to definitively determine all the rules of writing. Although there are words with double spelling and stress in Russian, there are far fewer of them.