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My name is Cutler Beckett. And this is my story.
The oceans have become polluted these days. Pirates have infested them. As a true servant of the crown, I set out to cleanse the blessed waters of this scourge. I was given two strange sea creatures as companions. At first, I was surprised, but then it turned out that they were quite sociable and generally pleasant fellows.
We infiltrated the pirate ship and set out together with one goal: to exterminate this scum! On the first night, I went to relieve myself and suddenly saw a pirate in a hat walking by and getting into a boat. And I thought: why is he getting into it? Suspicious... I pulled out my pistol and fired a bullet into the damned pirate's forehead. I didn't forget the signature "That's a business approach!" After that, I went to sleep, feeling quite satisfied. At night, I heard strange monkey noises. Probably, it was just my imagination.
The next day, we and the sea creatures watched as the pirates futilely tried to investigate the disappearance of two crew members. Unfortunately, I forgot to patch up the hole in the forehead of the dead pirate, and a clue remained. But everything worked out. However, even the sea creatures didn't understand where the second female pirate had gone. Only her clothes and some kind of slime remained. What is this?!
At night, I hear monkey noises again. "I'll replay and destroy. I'll replay and destroy!" I'm scared.
Unbelievable! He's resurrected! The pirate in the hat is alive again! Damn it! How is this possible?! And besides him, they find another dead man without clothes. This time, some drunk guy. What is killing them, and why are they always naked?!
Everything is getting sad. One of the sea creatures unsuccessfully attempted to assassinate the guy with the red headband. Is he the captain, by any chance? I didn't really pay attention...
During the day, the unlucky sea creature was executed by the pirates. Everything is starting to go very wrong. I hear a monkey laughing.
The next night, the last of the sea creatures smiles mysteriously and calls his tentacled friend. The tentacled friend attacks the ship. He kills the strange woman with dreadlocks and the mute pirate with a parrot. In the process, he strips them and does all sorts of things. Oh my god, this is the killer! A huge, horny squid has been killing the pirates all this time!
Well, at least I'm still alive. During the day, I realize that the pirate in the hat is too dangerous. I must finish what I started. I almost manage to ambush him, but he is saved by a man who looks vaguely like me. Who is he? I've never seen him before. Judging by his clothes, he's a normal guy, not a pirate. Why did he give his life for them? The squid, by that time, somehow killed himself and went to the bottom with a horny "thwack-thwack."
It's useless. The last pirates defeat us. It's all the monkey's fault! It saved them!
The sea creature is dead... His ship has been captured by the pirate in the hat. And the monkey comes to me...
I look at her.
She looks at me.
"Why are you so charismatic?"
The monkey doesn't answer.
I put the gun to my temple and shoot. I will meet the sea creatures again in heaven.
That's a business approach!
And this is the end.
The oceans have become polluted these days. Pirates have infested them. As a true servant of the crown, I set out to cleanse the blessed waters of this scourge. I was given two strange sea creatures as companions. At first, I was surprised, but then it turned out that they were quite sociable and generally pleasant fellows.
We infiltrated the pirate ship and set out together with one goal: to exterminate this scum! On the first night, I went to relieve myself and suddenly saw a pirate in a hat walking by and getting into a boat. And I thought: why is he getting into it? Suspicious... I pulled out my pistol and fired a bullet into the damned pirate's forehead. I didn't forget the signature "That's a business approach!" After that, I went to sleep, feeling quite satisfied. At night, I heard strange monkey noises. Probably, it was just my imagination.
The next day, we and the sea creatures watched as the pirates futilely tried to investigate the disappearance of two crew members. Unfortunately, I forgot to patch up the hole in the forehead of the dead pirate, and a clue remained. But everything worked out. However, even the sea creatures didn't understand where the second female pirate had gone. Only her clothes and some kind of slime remained. What is this?!
At night, I hear monkey noises again. "I'll replay and destroy. I'll replay and destroy!" I'm scared.
Unbelievable! He's resurrected! The pirate in the hat is alive again! Damn it! How is this possible?! And besides him, they find another dead man without clothes. This time, some drunk guy. What is killing them, and why are they always naked?!
Everything is getting sad. One of the sea creatures unsuccessfully attempted to assassinate the guy with the red headband. Is he the captain, by any chance? I didn't really pay attention...
During the day, the unlucky sea creature was executed by the pirates. Everything is starting to go very wrong. I hear a monkey laughing.
The next night, the last of the sea creatures smiles mysteriously and calls his tentacled friend. The tentacled friend attacks the ship. He kills the strange woman with dreadlocks and the mute pirate with a parrot. In the process, he strips them and does all sorts of things. Oh my god, this is the killer! A huge, horny squid has been killing the pirates all this time!
Well, at least I'm still alive. During the day, I realize that the pirate in the hat is too dangerous. I must finish what I started. I almost manage to ambush him, but he is saved by a man who looks vaguely like me. Who is he? I've never seen him before. Judging by his clothes, he's a normal guy, not a pirate. Why did he give his life for them? The squid, by that time, somehow killed himself and went to the bottom with a horny "thwack-thwack."
It's useless. The last pirates defeat us. It's all the monkey's fault! It saved them!
The sea creature is dead... His ship has been captured by the pirate in the hat. And the monkey comes to me...
I look at her.
She looks at me.
"Why are you so charismatic?"
The monkey doesn't answer.
I put the gun to my temple and shoot. I will meet the sea creatures again in heaven.
That's a business approach!
And this is the end.