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So, I was walking through the square, and there was this guard, Selig, also known as Sky, shouting that Gorio had been found and was being led to the gallows. I was like, "Huh? How did he find him?" And he's all, "Two blocks this way, one block that way, I walked around like this, Gibel walked around like that, so it turns out that Majerson is Gorio." And I'm like, "Okay, that makes sense, so we need to question him."
Then Balzac whispers to me, "What are you doing? Can't you see that this isn't your frog? How can you even mistake your own frog for another one? They don't even croak the same way!" And I tell him, "Well, Selig was very convincing, and it all seemed logical, right? And if you squint and look at them sideways, they even look a bit alike, right?"
And then suddenly, Selig says, "Oh, wait, it's not Gorio, I was wrong, so I should be the one being executed," and I'm like, "Whaaaat?!"
Then Balzac whispers to me, "What are you doing? Can't you see that this isn't your frog? How can you even mistake your own frog for another one? They don't even croak the same way!" And I tell him, "Well, Selig was very convincing, and it all seemed logical, right? And if you squint and look at them sideways, they even look a bit alike, right?"
And then suddenly, Selig says, "Oh, wait, it's not Gorio, I was wrong, so I should be the one being executed," and I'm like, "Whaaaat?!"