Horizon of Darkness

- Good evening. The water is excellent, Vanus Thrahalion is pleased. Would you like to join us?

-- Oh, I would love to relax right now, but first... First... Head in a well and two mermaids -- what the heck?! Although I agree with you about the first one, okay, you deserved it, but that's enough, we've joked around enough. How do I fix everything?