Horizon of Darkness

- I just wanted to get some water, I leaned over the well, and my head fell off. I don't know where the body is; it probably ran away; I don't feel it at all((( I hope wild animals didn't eat it(( How will I be without a body((( 

-- No, you're definitely kidding. What do you mean by "fell off"?! How could it fall off? What do you mean by "probably ran away"? Are you some kind of Frankenstein's monster?! Be honest, how did this happen? Another curse? What were you doing, and who were you arguing with before your head fell off?