Horizon of Darkness

"Movies? Like movie buffs? What do they have to do with this?" – for a split second, the sword seemed a little confused – "In any case, I don't belong in a whirlpool. If you want to scout, jump in yourself. You humans love to swim, so you can combine pleasure with business."

-- Come on, don't be difficult, Kal, you don't even need to breathe. And besides, when was the last time you were cleaned? Take a bath, wash off the rust, it will only do you good. And I won't be able to see anything underwater, it's so dirty, you and Nikta have special senses, that's why.
Henry sighed heavily, feeling that the sword was unlikely to be convinced by these words.
-- Well, I'm ready for other suggestions. We can levitate...