Amko
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- Can the birth of a child in a family become a cause of conflict?
- Yes, if the child appears late... and while someone is intoxicated.
Soldiers are peeling potatoes and discussing the hardships of military service:
- My sergeant is a real beast.
- Mine is like a woman.
- !?
- All he thinks about is uniforms... At the entrance to a supermarket: - Sir, please take the oranges out of your pants pockets and put them in the storage locker. - These aren't oranges, they're eggs. - Even more reason to. And what else do you have there, sausage? Professor Zaupokonsky considered his surname to be noble, perfect, and even symbolic for lazy students. But the students didn't think so and improved it whenever they could... The Orthodox community is summing up the results of the competition - "love the church, love your mother!" The winners are: 1) A local perfume Factory, for releasing the powder - "dust of St. Pafnutius." 2) A plumbing Factory, for releasing the fountain - "a pissing Orthodox boy" and "a stream of faith." 3) A psychiatric hospital, for releasing the newspaper "Holy Fathers Among Us." A special prize goes to the city bathhouse for selling brooms - "To Holy Places." Two football fans are talking. The first: - You know, every time "Spartak" scores a goal against "Zenit," my dachshund does a somersault. - Cool! Which way does it do it - to the left or to the right? - It depends on which foot I kick it with... There will be no New Year. The current one will go for a second term. Due to numerous requests from workers in Russia, a transition to another "off-season" time is being introduced. Now, every citizen has the right to set their watch back by 24 hours at any time of the year, on any night from Sunday to Monday. Tomorrow, Russian TV viewers will not be able to see the weather forecast. The Hydrometeorological Center has run out of coffee grounds. "...there is also a copy of the book "Complaints and Testaments" on board the aircraft. We wish you a pleasant flight!"
- All he thinks about is uniforms... At the entrance to a supermarket: - Sir, please take the oranges out of your pants pockets and put them in the storage locker. - These aren't oranges, they're eggs. - Even more reason to. And what else do you have there, sausage? Professor Zaupokonsky considered his surname to be noble, perfect, and even symbolic for lazy students. But the students didn't think so and improved it whenever they could... The Orthodox community is summing up the results of the competition - "love the church, love your mother!" The winners are: 1) A local perfume Factory, for releasing the powder - "dust of St. Pafnutius." 2) A plumbing Factory, for releasing the fountain - "a pissing Orthodox boy" and "a stream of faith." 3) A psychiatric hospital, for releasing the newspaper "Holy Fathers Among Us." A special prize goes to the city bathhouse for selling brooms - "To Holy Places." Two football fans are talking. The first: - You know, every time "Spartak" scores a goal against "Zenit," my dachshund does a somersault. - Cool! Which way does it do it - to the left or to the right? - It depends on which foot I kick it with... There will be no New Year. The current one will go for a second term. Due to numerous requests from workers in Russia, a transition to another "off-season" time is being introduced. Now, every citizen has the right to set their watch back by 24 hours at any time of the year, on any night from Sunday to Monday. Tomorrow, Russian TV viewers will not be able to see the weather forecast. The Hydrometeorological Center has run out of coffee grounds. "...there is also a copy of the book "Complaints and Testaments" on board the aircraft. We wish you a pleasant flight!"
