Knights of Tezoth

So we're talking about passport ages. I'm already in the physical state of a 50+ grandma even without depression, and I still have to pluck out my hair every day. So soon I'll be bald too.

Zoomers gave me 28 at most, some 25 (apparently they have vision issues). If it weren't for the f**ked-up bone structure on my face, I could probably pass for 23.

What if that very princess hits on you in the underpass, but you don't hear her because of your headphones...

Fat people think thin people mog everyone. But that's not true. You need to be at least an 8/10 chad for unfamiliar women to dare approach you. But they themselves won't be above 6/10.