Knights of Tezoth

Revan's character wanted a big penis. The first wish of any self-respecting man in the post-apocalypse. To fulfill his desire, he contacted a dangerous and very influential necromancer, who reluctantly sent the character to a hedonistic cult. The cult, contrary to common sense, shared an effective remedy, but Revan's character was squeamish and decided to pawn the remedy off to alchemists. The alchemist he got was particularly greedy. In the course of subsequent events, the necromancer hung a series of accusations of unrest on Revan's character, which he refused to acknowledge. In the end, the character was killed and resurrected as a skeleton, which is where his journey ended.