Sacred Haven of Debauchery

It's also interesting that doctors are late by 2+ hours (which would be grounds for dismissal in any private company), creating huge crowds, and yet they complain when someone arrives near the end of their shift.

To be fair, I'm almost certain that this isn't so much a case of malicious intent on the part of the doctors, but rather a shortage of doctors. After all, to cover more time and weekends with man-hours, you need to hire enough doctors in the first place. But, apparently, there's no budget for that...