Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Abandon all your friends, stop celebrating holidays, going to entertainment venues, or going anywhere other than the store and work (you don't necessarily have to go to work; you can just freeload off your parents), become depressed, feel like a failure and worthless, stop enjoying anything, post sad pictures in the mood thread, envy and hate people who have what you don't, think about suicide at least once a week. And most importantly, stop communicating with the opposite sex (especially through voice messages) except for work-related matters and similar things (I won't even mention hugs, kisses, or sexual intercourse). Then we can talk about removing you from the execution lists. Besides, execution is the highest status; you should be proud. You will simply be killed immediately, while others will face years of torture and death in agony.