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Device "Ceramic Brick" (imported) OEM package

The newest self-defense weapon - "Ceramic Brick" (a means of individual and/or collective protection).
Its effectiveness has been proven by time and many generations of users. So, what are the advantages of a "ceramic brick" over other self-defense tools?

- The brick is cheap;
- The brick is accessible;
- You don't need a permit from the Ministry of Internal Affairs for the brick;
- The brick is not detected by metal detectors;
- Special conditions and safes with alarms are not needed to store the brick;
- It is more difficult to remove fingerprints from the brick;
- Export/import of bricks is not a crime and is not prosecuted by law enforcement;
- It is not prohibited to send the brick by mail!
- The brick does not need an upgrade;
- No bullets, canisters, cartridges, or batteries are needed for the brick;
- The brick does not emit gas;
- The brick can be used in a confined space;
- You can be in public places with the brick without raising suspicion;
- The brick not only looks real, but it is;
- The brick always looks impressive;
- The brick has a very good stopping effect;
- It is not necessary to hit exactly in the eye, throat, or knee with the brick;
- A brick tied to a rope becomes a weapon of mass destruction;
- You cannot inhale the brick when using it;
- The brick is silent;
- The brick has an unlimited supply of ammunition;
- The brick does not need maintenance and does not break;
- The brick never misfires;
- The brick can be used without any training or reading boring instructions;
- The police will not find fault with the brick. Even if you carry it in your hand;
- Your child will not shoot a friend if you accidentally leave the brick on the table;
- When you see the brick, you will never have thoughts of suicide;
- If the brick is broken, half of it is enough;
- It is convenient to open beer with a brick without moving the bolt;
- You can make a bulletproof vest from two dozen bricks;
- You can sit on the brick;
- You can stun fish or hunt small game with a brick;
- You can fry kebabs on two bricks;
- Three bricks make an excellent trap for a Georgian mouse;
- A hollowed-out brick is an excellent hiding place for money and documents;
- The brick can be used to repair a car;
- A brick wrapped in nichrome wire makes a good stove/hot plate;
- You can prop up a door/gate with a brick;
- You can draw with a brick like with chalk;
- The brick is the color of the USSR army, which makes it patriotic!
- You can brick up an intruder in something;
- The brick is an excellent counterweight;
- You can find earthworms for fishing under a brick lying on the ground;
- The brick is an excellent aid for studying the laws of Archimedes;
- You can cook porridge from a brick no worse than from an ax!
- If you integrate the brick into a white circle, entry will be prohibited for vehicles;
- You can sharpen knives, axes, etc. with a brick;
- Holding a good brick from Secur.Su in your hand, feel like the owner of elite real estate! - High frost resistance;
- The brick is resistant to high temperatures;
- Resistance to almost all climatic conditions, which allows it to maintain reliability and an attractive appearance;
- The brick can be used as a general anesthetic;
- Decorative brick can be used to decorate an apartment;
- The brick is made of natural material (clay) and does not contain genetically modified or other harmful components and additives!
- Individual pre-sale preparation of each brick by a Secur.Su specialist
- Low water absorption (less than 6%);
- High strength (25 MPa and above);
- High density (1950 kg/m.cub, up to 2000 kg/m.cub with manual molding);
- Meets the highest environmental requirements and international standards ISO 9001—2000, ISO 14001—1996
Domestic standards GOST 6316—74, GOST 7484—78, GOST 530—95, GOST 566—73.
©2006 Secur.Su

Dimensions: 240x115x52;
Weight: 3500 gr.

Every week a new color.

A rich selection of colors for lovers of the exotic.
It is possible to manufacture various accessories from natural leather for this product to order: hidden and open carry holsters, special cases, briefcases, etc.
Due to the low price of the device, delivery is paid separately.


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Masterpieces of the protocols of the valiant police:

Traces of capillary hands were found on the glass.

After drinking, a fight occurred between the warehouse and the fence.

Mr. Petrov took the mop left by the janitor and began to urinate first on the bedside table, and then on the windows of the second floor. When I pointed out the inadmissibility of this to him, he left the mop, which continued to urinate on its own.

Among the stolen items is a used sideboard.

88 cases worth 2107 rubles were collected by the department.

A detachment for the theft of socialist property was created at the police station.

The moose could not leave on its own, as it was without hind legs, which were lying in the clearing.

Since Semyonov missed with the brick at Pavlyuk, the hooliganism should be considered unsuccessful.

As a result of the amputation, Senkin suffered bodily harm.

Ivanov can identify the person who hit him in the face by his face.

The driver broke both of his headlights when he crashed.

A dog was confiscated from Mr. Gavrilenko, which was running around without a leash, in accordance with the resolution of the Leningrad City Council on the fight against rabies.

Next to the corpse were the corpse's wife and corpse's children.

A large amount of vomited food was found in the kitchen.

Citizens, drivers! Be afraid of places where children jump out!

The certificate is given to Ms. Dzubova that before becoming a woman, she was a girl. Technician-caretaker of Housing Maintenance Office No. 19.

Being brought to the police station, Mr. Suchko continued to commit hooliganism and kicked Captain of Police Prokhorov in the groin, from which the latter's hat flew off.

One leg of the corpse was bent, the other was thrown to the side, and the left one was stretched along the body.

On December 24, Mr. Losikhin, being in a state of alcoholic intoxication, during an argument, inflicted numerous blows to Mr. Vasiliev's head with a toner, from which Vasiliev died on the spot, stealing 10 rubles 71 kopecks.

The bottle presented for examination is made of green glass, has a label "Kahor Caucasian" and three faceted glasses.

Fedotova I.A. stated that she was raped, but not in the right place.

The corpse of Mr. Ivanov lay between the fence and the wall of the vegetable base. Moreover, the anus was stuffed with wooden containers.

During the inspection of the scene, a plaster cast of the sole of the shoe left by the perpetrator was found and seized near the corpse's feet (ruling of the investigator of the Prosecutor's Office).

The violator jumped over the fence, fell on the roof of the barn, broke through the latter and fell on Mr. Sidorov, 22 years old, and Ms. Fedorova, 25 years old, who were lying there completely naked without any ulterior motive.

Mr. Ivanov violated the resolution of the Leningrad City Council on the bedside table and, despite the warning, continued to violate it in a zigzag pattern until he ran out of steam.

... the eyes are large, blue, fused on the bridge of the nose.

On the victim's body, in the area of the chest, there are hematomas the size of a 5-kopeck coin, a 15-kopeck coin, and other injuries - in total for 1 ruble 25 kopecks.
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