Let's do it like Nebok, tell some jokes :3
-- Once, some fencing guy approached Aegir. "I will fight you because I don't share your beliefs, and Symphony is probably just as vile as Sonata," he said. He took a piece of chalk and drew a small cross on Aegir's chest. "This is where I will strike you." Aegir took a two-handed sword and covered it in darkness. "Symphony, take the chalk from this guy and sprinkle it all over him..."