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Late in the evening, the parents are going to the movies. Their five-year-old son stays at home. Before leaving, the father instructs:
- Don't open the door for anyone and don't even go near it! Your mother and I have the keys! Understand?
Son:
- Yes!
They leave, but the mother continues to worry. The father says:
- I'll go check now…
He goes to the door of their apartment and knocks…
Behind the door:
- Who's there?
Father:
- MOSGAZ, open up!
Behind the door:
- Get lost, we heat with wood!

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- Oh, mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Am I the most beautiful, the reddest, and the whitest?
- You are beautiful, no doubt. But being the reddest and whitest at the same time is nonsense.

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In connection with the recent "Ern" games in Estonia, Russia, together with Germany, decided to hold "occupation" games named after Molotov-Ribbentrop on the territory of the former USSR.
- Why should they just run around in the forests? Let them run away from the "Red" Army, - said a representative of the Russian Armed Forces.
- It will be especially interesting when we reach Poland, - added a representative of the German Armed Forces.

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I wonder... What is Yakubovich thinking about?


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http://ziza.ru/2005/03/14/dlya-tex-kto-vas-zamanal.html - just a funny thing. :p

Added 1 hour 22 minutes ago
Mr. President... :smile52:
http://caricatura.ru/ukol/goriachev/558/