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An intelligent family is selling two pianos, five coats, and one grand piano. They are getting in the way in the corridor
Added after 3 hours 33 minutes
The Ministry of Health warns: working is harmful! :smile31:
Quotes from teachers and professors
I'll decide for myself which of you wants to come to the board.
Not only are you deaf, you also hear poorly!
Now all your fun is going to be in one uncensored place!
Well, look at how he hugged his ball! Why don't you kiss it too!
He's sick, you see... Well, maybe I died yesterday!
Once you become a professor, I will personally write you a permit to put your feet on the table
Where did you get ten extra atoms from—are you giving birth to them...
Why are your hands shaking? It's the fourth lesson, the day has only just begun!
You didn't close your mouth in order to close your mouth, but in order to speak
I don't hear an answer. You don't know? You, Kolpakova, are a spoke in the wheel of social development!
Let's rewind the packing of the schoolbags in reverse order
Non-regulation schoolbags will be brutally kicked.
We have one and a half men here...
Once again, this herd has stomped in without their indoor shoes!
Your motto is: glug-glug and down you go!
Go have a swim in the toilet...
I'll call you at 20 o'clock at night!
What is it that you can't manage? Getting married?
I love Pushkin very much. I even read him.
Ivanov, why are you standing there like a pole that keeps standing up and sitting down?
Migratory birds fly and fly, and they find their place in paragraph 57.
The topic is very necessary and complex, so strain whatever you've got.
Why are you twitching at your desk like an amputated limb?
It's only Thursday, and you're already saying things like that!
My dear! That's not a sinusoid—that's a backside!
Internal lack of cleanliness.
Come to the board, Kolpakova, sing us something.
Nozdrev was a spendthrift and a RECORD PLAYER.
Buzz-buzz-buzz, mutter-mutter-mutter, it's like an aquarium in here!
Your brains are designed on the principle of a toilet: everything that gets in is immediately flushed away.
Is it possible that I've lived so many years and I don't know what is located in your house!!!
Hang your ears out so that more noodles can fit on them...
Well, of course, you don't smoke, you don't drink... You girls are just like nurses of mercy.
Katkov, do you want me to stick something on your back too?
Do you have mice frolicking in these notebooks?
Did I end up in a monkey house?
I'll rip your arms off starting from the ears...
Well, Katinka, what are you going to oink at me this time?
Guys, which of you takes the tram to school?
Today we will continue further with you
Put yourselves in the position of a gimlet
We will make corrections to your brains
The Orlov brothers sat down to play cards, got drunk, quarreled, and accidentally killed Peter III.
You may go for recess. Hold hands and go in pairs. And do not talk.
Run after every female teacher and pet her in different directions.
It's like a sledgehammer to the head for me, and yet—no one complained...
I've been observing you for a whole lesson since yesterday.
You, Linnikov, are late for the third time this week! Your next late arrival will be the fourth!!!
Based on the results of this test, we have determined who will mop the classroom floors after lessons today.
Now attention! On the count of "one" everyone jumps, on the count of "two"—lower yourselves to the surface.
Yelnyakov! Stop counting crows outside the window! Especially since those are three pigeons and one cat.
The meaning of your life for the next forty minutes is to solve this system of equations.
Grizzlies are very large and ferocious bears. Fortunately for us, they are found somewhere in America.
I missed you very much too. So much that there are simply no words. Therefore, I'd better stay silent.
Kulkov! Personally, which is closer to you—Fonvizin's "The Minor" or Dostoevsky's "The Idiot"?
Girls and boys! Tomorrow everyone comes in white shirts and dark skirts.
Water molecules attach to chlorine atoms with their negative side.
And you can write a complaint to the head of studies, the principal, or any other devil.
Who will answer? No one? What on earth?! It's an easy question! Come on, hands up!
Guys, did anyone peek into the classroom during the lesson? Just in case I was changing in there?
He was in love twice: once in Germany, and once with Lyubov Dmitrievna.
The rag is dry again! On-duty student! Who do you think is going to wet the rag for you, Putin?
Added after 29 minutes
(not mine)
"Mom, Dad, crunch-crunch!". Cursed be that wretched creative who birthed this advertisement...
In the morning we are on the bus, I'm taking my child to kindergarten. The child is at the "why" age and actively asks questions. On this day, he was very preoccupied with the problem of when Mom and Dad would give him a little brother.
It should be noted that it's the child's birthday, so he's all dressed up, in a little suit with a little tie, and all the few passengers are admiring my little angel.
And then this little angel LOUDLY blurted out:
- Moooom, you put me to sleep yesterday, and then I ran out of the room and saw how you were doing crunch-crunch to Daddy!!!
I turn red from head to toe and withdraw into myself. I mean, I can't exactly explain to the people around me that I was cutting a "Prichuda" cake for my husband for tea... I was so embarrassed that I didn't even look at the reaction of those around me, but I heard giggles.
And then a grandma—a total sweet old thing—passing us to get to the exit, says:
- You won't have a little brother, grandson, as long as they're doing crunch-crunch. They ate him yesterday! Oh, youth, youth...
Added after 3 hours 33 minutes
The Ministry of Health warns: working is harmful! :smile31:
Quotes from teachers and professors
I'll decide for myself which of you wants to come to the board.
Not only are you deaf, you also hear poorly!
Now all your fun is going to be in one uncensored place!
Well, look at how he hugged his ball! Why don't you kiss it too!
He's sick, you see... Well, maybe I died yesterday!
Once you become a professor, I will personally write you a permit to put your feet on the table
Where did you get ten extra atoms from—are you giving birth to them...
Why are your hands shaking? It's the fourth lesson, the day has only just begun!
You didn't close your mouth in order to close your mouth, but in order to speak
I don't hear an answer. You don't know? You, Kolpakova, are a spoke in the wheel of social development!
Let's rewind the packing of the schoolbags in reverse order
Non-regulation schoolbags will be brutally kicked.
We have one and a half men here...
Once again, this herd has stomped in without their indoor shoes!
Your motto is: glug-glug and down you go!
Go have a swim in the toilet...
I'll call you at 20 o'clock at night!
What is it that you can't manage? Getting married?
I love Pushkin very much. I even read him.
Ivanov, why are you standing there like a pole that keeps standing up and sitting down?
Migratory birds fly and fly, and they find their place in paragraph 57.
The topic is very necessary and complex, so strain whatever you've got.
Why are you twitching at your desk like an amputated limb?
It's only Thursday, and you're already saying things like that!
My dear! That's not a sinusoid—that's a backside!
Internal lack of cleanliness.
Come to the board, Kolpakova, sing us something.
Nozdrev was a spendthrift and a RECORD PLAYER.
Buzz-buzz-buzz, mutter-mutter-mutter, it's like an aquarium in here!
Your brains are designed on the principle of a toilet: everything that gets in is immediately flushed away.
Is it possible that I've lived so many years and I don't know what is located in your house!!!
Hang your ears out so that more noodles can fit on them...
Well, of course, you don't smoke, you don't drink... You girls are just like nurses of mercy.
Katkov, do you want me to stick something on your back too?
Do you have mice frolicking in these notebooks?
Did I end up in a monkey house?
I'll rip your arms off starting from the ears...
Well, Katinka, what are you going to oink at me this time?
Guys, which of you takes the tram to school?
Today we will continue further with you
Put yourselves in the position of a gimlet
We will make corrections to your brains
The Orlov brothers sat down to play cards, got drunk, quarreled, and accidentally killed Peter III.
You may go for recess. Hold hands and go in pairs. And do not talk.
Run after every female teacher and pet her in different directions.
It's like a sledgehammer to the head for me, and yet—no one complained...
I've been observing you for a whole lesson since yesterday.
You, Linnikov, are late for the third time this week! Your next late arrival will be the fourth!!!
Based on the results of this test, we have determined who will mop the classroom floors after lessons today.
Now attention! On the count of "one" everyone jumps, on the count of "two"—lower yourselves to the surface.
Yelnyakov! Stop counting crows outside the window! Especially since those are three pigeons and one cat.
The meaning of your life for the next forty minutes is to solve this system of equations.
Grizzlies are very large and ferocious bears. Fortunately for us, they are found somewhere in America.
I missed you very much too. So much that there are simply no words. Therefore, I'd better stay silent.
Kulkov! Personally, which is closer to you—Fonvizin's "The Minor" or Dostoevsky's "The Idiot"?
Girls and boys! Tomorrow everyone comes in white shirts and dark skirts.
Water molecules attach to chlorine atoms with their negative side.
And you can write a complaint to the head of studies, the principal, or any other devil.
Who will answer? No one? What on earth?! It's an easy question! Come on, hands up!
Guys, did anyone peek into the classroom during the lesson? Just in case I was changing in there?
He was in love twice: once in Germany, and once with Lyubov Dmitrievna.
The rag is dry again! On-duty student! Who do you think is going to wet the rag for you, Putin?
Added after 29 minutes
(not mine)
"Mom, Dad, crunch-crunch!". Cursed be that wretched creative who birthed this advertisement...
In the morning we are on the bus, I'm taking my child to kindergarten. The child is at the "why" age and actively asks questions. On this day, he was very preoccupied with the problem of when Mom and Dad would give him a little brother.
It should be noted that it's the child's birthday, so he's all dressed up, in a little suit with a little tie, and all the few passengers are admiring my little angel.
And then this little angel LOUDLY blurted out:
- Moooom, you put me to sleep yesterday, and then I ran out of the room and saw how you were doing crunch-crunch to Daddy!!!
I turn red from head to toe and withdraw into myself. I mean, I can't exactly explain to the people around me that I was cutting a "Prichuda" cake for my husband for tea... I was so embarrassed that I didn't even look at the reaction of those around me, but I heard giggles.
And then a grandma—a total sweet old thing—passing us to get to the exit, says:
- You won't have a little brother, grandson, as long as they're doing crunch-crunch. They ate him yesterday! Oh, youth, youth...