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A farmer was buying a Mercedes E-Class at a dealership. He was greatly surprised by the cost of the options that were not included in the car's standard equipment. Later, when the dealership director bought a cow from that farmer, the farmer issued him an invoice.
Invoice: cow (standard version) base price 2400 units;
combined paint job (black and white) 150 units;
leather upholstery 100 units;
winter-summer milk tank 50 units;
nostrils, with horn inside 17.50 units;
per one... 35 units;
semi-automatic flyswatter (tail) 30 units;
exhaust gas toxicity reduction system 60 units;
all-weather and all-terrain hooves 100 units;
dual-circuit braking system (rear and front legs) 400 units;
multi-tone horn 135 units;
blue eyes, halogen 150 units;
any-fuel utilization systems 1250 units.
Total for the cow according to the invoice - 4910 units.

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