Dreams.

I had a dream over the weekend where traffic cops were harassing me. It seemed like they weren't getting anywhere, and I thought they would eventually give up. But then, one of the cops surprised me: "We found something in your car." "Excuse me, what?" "Something... unpleasant." "Excuse me, what... Do you have any proof?" The cop opens a book and reads aloud, as I understood, the official instructions. There was also a section about my case. The cop reads it aloud: "Question him, and if he doesn't use any of the following words (and then he lists some made-up swear words), let him go." Well, okay...

and you were on the red team

He said it as if I usually support the blue team.