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Registered: 10/30/2009

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#184 8/14/2017 3:15 PM UTC

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A cop is walking through the forest and sees a burning bathhouse with girls inside. He takes a canister of gasoline and pours it into the fire.

Muttering: "Who heats the bathhouse so poorly? I wouldn't even sweat in such heat."
And the girls are probably from Kantai, but I might be wrong.